Christmas Jokes 2019


Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and yours!

Thanks to my friends and colleagues from REMAX City Realty - Sunshine Coast for having some fun with me in my Christmas video!



TONY: Hey Ken...
KEN: Yes Tony.
TONY: What's a skunks favourite Christmas song?
KEN: I'm not sure what a skunk's favourite Christmas song is.
TONY: Jingle Smells!
KEN: That stinks!

LINSEY: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
TONY: I don't know. How much did he pay for his sleigh?
LINSEY: Nothing it was on the house.

ALIESE: Ken, what do the elves learn in school?
KEN: What DO the elves learn in school?
ALIESE: The ELF-abet.

TONY: Hey Linsey!
LINSEY: Yes, Tony?
TONY: What's Santa's dog's name?
LINSEY: I don't know. What's Santa's dog's name?
TONY: Santa Paws.

KEN: Knock knock...
LINSEY: Who's there?
KEN: Snow.
LINSEY: Snow who?
KEN: S'no use. I can't remember the punchline.

LINSEY: Aliese...
ALIESE: Linsey?
LINSEY: What's every elf's favourite type of music?
ALIESE: I don't know, Linsey. What is every elf's favourite type of music?
LINSEY: Wrap music.

TONY: Hey, Bill Gates, thanks for being in my Christmas special!
KEN (AKA BILL GATES): No problem.
TONY: Hey, I heard you got in trouble for farting in the Apple store while you were Christmas shopping there.
KEN (AKA BILL GATES): Yes, but it's not my fault they don't have any Windows.

TONY: Hey Aliese...
ALIESE: Yes Tony?
TONY: What do you call a Christmas tree mixed with an iPad?
ALIESE: I don't know.
TONY: A pineapple!

ALIESE: Linsey, why is Santa Claus afraid of chimneys?
LINSEY: I don't know. Why is Santa Claus afraid of chimneys?
ALIESE: Because Santa Claus is Claus-terphobic.

LINSEY: Hey Ken, what do you call a scary-looking reindeer?
KEN: What DO you call a scary-looking reindeer?
LINSEY: A cari-BOO!

TONY: Hey Ken.
KEN: Yes Tony?
TONY: Did you know that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
KEN: Oh my God! He never went to school?!
TONY: No, he was ELF-taught!

TONY: Hey Aliese...
ALIESE: Tony...?
TONY: What happened to the thief that stole the advent calendar?
ALIESE: I don't know Tony...
TONY: He got 25 days!

TONY: Knock knock...
GROUP: Whos' there?
TONY: Mary.
GROUP: Mary who?
ALL TOGETHER: Merry Christmas!



Tony Browton - TrueBlueRealty.ca
Personal Real Estate Corporation
Re/Max City Realty (Gibsons)
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